Total Medals Earned: 292 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,790 Points
Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/250 points)
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Complete the game
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 11/18 (150/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Wrong game, jackass!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 16/18 (375/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 20/30 (115/190 points)
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Get cut
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game